Praise the LORD.
Praise the LORD, O my tastebuds;
all my digestive juices, praise His holy name!
Praise the LORD in the kitchen;
praise him from the oven.
Praise him for his acts of edible creation,
praise him for his surpassing variety of proteins and carbohydrates.
Praise him with the casserole dish,
praise him with the saute pan.
Praise him with the santoku knife,
praise him with the twelve-hour marinade.
Praise him with fresh coriander and grated lemon rind,
praise him with hot roast chicken and crackling pork.
Praise him with parmesan shavings over creamy risotto,
praise him with maple syrup dripping from hot waffles.
Praise him with frangipane and creme patisserie,
praise him with tempered chocolate.
Praise him with coulis, sorbet and praline,
praise him with grenache, soave and cabernet shiraz.
Let everything that has TASTE praise the LORD!